What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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