What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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