What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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