What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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