What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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