What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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