What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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