What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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