What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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