What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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