What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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