What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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