What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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