What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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