What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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