What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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