What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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