What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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