What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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