What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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