What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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