What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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