What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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