What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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