What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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