What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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