What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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