What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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