What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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