What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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