What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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