What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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