What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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