What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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