What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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