What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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