What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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