What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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