What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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