What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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