What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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