What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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