What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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