What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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