What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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