What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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