What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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