What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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