What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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