What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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