What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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