What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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