What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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