What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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