What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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