What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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