What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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