What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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