What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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