What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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