What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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