What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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