What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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