What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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