What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.


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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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Because 7 ate 9.


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Toy-otas.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Leap Year


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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