What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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