What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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