What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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