What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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