What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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