What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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