What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026