What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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