What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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