What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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