What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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