What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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