What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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