What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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