What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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