What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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