What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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