What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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