What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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