What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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