What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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