What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.


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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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I'm still working on it.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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Because you can see right through them!


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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To get to the udder side.


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


GOOD		CRAP

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