What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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