What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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