What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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