What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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