What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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