What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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