What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or



Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Canvas not available.

or


What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025