What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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