What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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