What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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