What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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