What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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