What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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