What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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