What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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