What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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