What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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