What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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