What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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