What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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