What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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