What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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