What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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