What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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