What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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