What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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