What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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