What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
Canvas not available.

or


How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025