What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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