What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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