What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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