What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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