What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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