What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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