What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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