What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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