What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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