What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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