What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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