What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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