What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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