What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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