What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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