What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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