What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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