What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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