What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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