What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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