What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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