What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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