What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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