What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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