What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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