What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026