What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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