What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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