What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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