What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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