What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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