What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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