What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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