What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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