What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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