What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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