What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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