What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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