What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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