What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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