What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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