What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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