What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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