What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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