What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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