What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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