What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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