What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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