What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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