What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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