What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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