What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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