What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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