What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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