What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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