What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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