What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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