What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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