What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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