What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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