What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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