What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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