What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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