What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!


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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.


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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.


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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.


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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


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