What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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