What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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