What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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