What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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