What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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