What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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