What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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