What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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