What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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