What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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