What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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