What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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