What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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