What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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