What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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