What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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