What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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