What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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