What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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