What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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