What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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