What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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