What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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