What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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