What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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