What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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