What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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