What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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