What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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