What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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