What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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