What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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