What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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