What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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