What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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