What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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