What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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