What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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