What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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