What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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