What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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