What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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