What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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