What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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