What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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