What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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