What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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