Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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It went back four seconds!
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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