What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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