What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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A sunburnt penguin


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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H2O.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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Take away the g


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To get to the body shop.


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