What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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