What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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