What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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