What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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