What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!


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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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It went back four seconds!


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You can unscrew a light bulb.


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"Many hands make light work."


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Catillacs


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

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