What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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