What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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