What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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