What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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