What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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