What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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