What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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