What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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