What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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