What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!


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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.


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Bison


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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There was an empty seat.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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R & Brie.


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