What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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