What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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