What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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