Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Snow balls!
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Fun-ny!
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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They had reservations.
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To get to the baaaaarber shop
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