What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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