What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


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It was beat.


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Outlaws are wanted.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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