What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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