What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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