What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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