What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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