What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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