What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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