What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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