What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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