What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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