What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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