What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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