What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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