What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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