What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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