What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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