What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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