What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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