What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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