What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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