Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A garbage truck.
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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Rootbeer.
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I better not tell you, it might spread.
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