What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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