Nothing, it shuts them up!
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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'It's not unusual' he replied.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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