What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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