What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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