What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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