What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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