What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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