What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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