What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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