What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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