What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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