What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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