What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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