What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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