What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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