What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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