What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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