What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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