What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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