What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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