What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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