What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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