What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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