What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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