What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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