What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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