What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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