What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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