What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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