What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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