What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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