What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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