What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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