What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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