What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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