What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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