What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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