What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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