What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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