What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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