What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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