What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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