What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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