What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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