What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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