What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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