What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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