What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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