What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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