What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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