What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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