What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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