What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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