What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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