What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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