What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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