What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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