What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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