What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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