What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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