What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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