What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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