What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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