What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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