What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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