What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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