What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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