What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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