What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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