What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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