What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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