What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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