What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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