What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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