What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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