What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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