What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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