What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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