What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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