What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025