What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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