What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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