What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025