What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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