What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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