What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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