What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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