What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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