What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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