What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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