What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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