What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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