What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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