What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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