What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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