What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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