What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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