What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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