What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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