What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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