What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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