What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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