What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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