What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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