What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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