What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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