What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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