What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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