What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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