What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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