What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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