What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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