What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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