What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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