What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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