What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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