What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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