What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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