What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.


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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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