What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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