What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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