What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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