What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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