What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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