What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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