What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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