What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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