What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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