What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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