What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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