What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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