What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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