What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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