What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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