What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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