What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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