What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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