What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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