What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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