What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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