What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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