What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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