What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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