What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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