What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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