What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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