What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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