What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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