What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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