What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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