What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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