What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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