What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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