What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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