What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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