What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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