What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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