What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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