What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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