What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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