What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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