What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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