What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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