What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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