What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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