What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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