What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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