What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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