What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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