What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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