What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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