What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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