What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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