What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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