What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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