What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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