What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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