What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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