What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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