What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

Canvas not available.

or


How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026