What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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