What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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