What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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