What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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