What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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