What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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