What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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