What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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