What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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