What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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