What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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