What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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