What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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