What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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