What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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