What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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