What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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