What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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