What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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