What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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