What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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