What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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