What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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