What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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