What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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