What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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