What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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