What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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