What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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