What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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