What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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