What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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