What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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