What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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