What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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