What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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