What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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