What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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