What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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