What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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