What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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