What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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