What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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