What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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