What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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