What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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