What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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