What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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