What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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