What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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