What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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