What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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