What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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