What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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