What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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