What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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