What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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