What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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