What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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