What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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