What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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