What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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