What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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