What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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