What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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