What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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