What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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