What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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