What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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