What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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