What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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