What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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