What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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