What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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