What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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