What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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