What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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