What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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