What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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