What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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