What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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