What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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