What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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