What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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