What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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