What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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