What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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