What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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