What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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