What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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