What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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