What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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