What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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