What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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