What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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