What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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