What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026