What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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