What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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