What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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