What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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