What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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