What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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