What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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