What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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