What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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