What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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