What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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