What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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