What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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