What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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