What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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