What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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