What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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