What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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