What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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