What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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