What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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