What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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