What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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