What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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