What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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