What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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