What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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