What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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