What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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