What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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