What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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