What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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