What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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