What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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