What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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