What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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