What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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