What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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