What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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