What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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