What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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