What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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