What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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