What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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