What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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