What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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