What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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