What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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