What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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