One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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A fence.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Because it gave him a big wave!
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She couldn't control her pupils.
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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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they always take things literally.
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