What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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A watch dog.


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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He had no patients.


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Because his feet stink


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Not enough sand.


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