What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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