What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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