What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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