What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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