What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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