What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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