What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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