What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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