What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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