What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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