What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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