What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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