What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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