What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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