What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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