What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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