What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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