What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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