What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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