What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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