What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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