What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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