What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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