What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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