What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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I lava you.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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It has a collar I.D.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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A swordfish


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