What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Not enough cement.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A vicious circle.


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I'm going out tonight!


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He presses the paws button.


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