What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"


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Both of them.


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R & Brie.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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Call a chairman.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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