What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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