What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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