What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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