What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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