What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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