What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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