What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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