What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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