What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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