What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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