What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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