What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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