What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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