What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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