What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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