What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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