What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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