What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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