What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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