What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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