What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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