What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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