What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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