What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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