What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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