What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025