What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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