What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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