What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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