What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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