What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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