What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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