What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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