What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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