What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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