What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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