What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.


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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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A swordfish


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