What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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