What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.


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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.


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Carlos.


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Squash


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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Time to get a new bed


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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