What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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