What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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