What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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