What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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