What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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