What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.


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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.


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Booberry pie!


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At the crystal ball.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Meat and Democrats!


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Bugs Bunny.


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