What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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