What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.


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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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They stamp their feet.


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To get a mini soda


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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


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Plane ones.


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Sir.


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