What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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