What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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