What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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