What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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