What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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