What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026