What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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