What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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