What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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