What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.


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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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Stable tennis


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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I've lost three days already.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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