What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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