What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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