What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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