What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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