What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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