What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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