What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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