What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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