What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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