What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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