What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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