What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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