Lawsuits.
or
Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
or
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
or
They stamp their feet.
or
Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
or
Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
or
Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
or
Plane ones.
or