What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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