What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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