What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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