What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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