What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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