What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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