What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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