What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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