What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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