What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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