What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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