What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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