What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.


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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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Squash


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You're Hired.


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Feyonce


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Snowflakes.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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