What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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