What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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