What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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