What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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A seal walks into a club...



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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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