What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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