What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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