What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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