What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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