What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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