What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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