What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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