What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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