What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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