What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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