What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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