What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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