What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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