What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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