What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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