What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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