What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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