What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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