What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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