What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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