What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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