What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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