What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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