Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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None, because they were copycats
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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The price of bacon would go up.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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In Washington, D.C.
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