What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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