What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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