What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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