What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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