What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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