What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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