What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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