What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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