What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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