What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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