What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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