What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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