What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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