What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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