What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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