What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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