What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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