What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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