What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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