What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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