What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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