What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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