What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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