What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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