What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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