What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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