What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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