What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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