What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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