What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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