What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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