What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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