What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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