What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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