What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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