What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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