What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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