What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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