What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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