What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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