What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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