What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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