What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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