What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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