What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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