What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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