What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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