What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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