What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

A bulldozer


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or

No way Hose A.


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or

but you accidentally say Mother.


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or

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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or

A coat of arms.


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or

They both whine alot!


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or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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or

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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or