What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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