What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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