What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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