What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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A road hog.


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A Doberman.


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he's bisatchel.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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It was two tired.


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