What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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