What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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or

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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or

A dead centipede.


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or

He had in his own pews.


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or

but I couldn't find any.


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or

Igloos it together.


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or

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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or

Because he is so cool!


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or

Half a worm.


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or

A fire cracker


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or