What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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