What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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