What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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