What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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