What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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