What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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