What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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