What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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