What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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