What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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