What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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