What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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