What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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