What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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