What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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