What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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