What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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