What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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