What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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