What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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