What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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