What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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