What do planets like to read?

Comet books!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


GOOD		CRAP

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I just can't think of one atm.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the udder side.


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Because it's between ac.


GOOD		CRAP

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A vicious circle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

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Igloos it together.


GOOD		CRAP

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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or