What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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