What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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