What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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