What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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