What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025