What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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