What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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