What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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