What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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