What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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