What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"


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At the crystal ball.


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To get to the shell station.


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Do you believe in humans?


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Parachute school!


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A cr-oak tree.


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Because you can see right through them!


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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