What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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