What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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