What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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