What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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