What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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