What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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