What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


GOOD		CRAP

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A fire cracker


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Hope it's Halloween!!


GOOD		CRAP

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They both dribble.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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One molar solution.


GOOD		CRAP

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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

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