What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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