What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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