What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


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She kept running away from the ball.


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It needed a root canal.


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Santa paws!!!


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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A jump rope.


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