What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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