What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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