What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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