What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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