What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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