What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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