What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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