What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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