What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.


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They can hit the high C's!


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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got salmonella.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Minivans.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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Frostbite.


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