What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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