They stamp their feet.
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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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