What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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