What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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