What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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