What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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