What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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