What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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