What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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