What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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