What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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