What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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