What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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