What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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