What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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