What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


GOOD		CRAP

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"The erection is rigged!"


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Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

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Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

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but I couldn't find any.


GOOD		CRAP

or