What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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