What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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