What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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