What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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