What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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