What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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