What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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