What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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