What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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