What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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