What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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