What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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