What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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