What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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