What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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