What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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