What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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