What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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