What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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