What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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