What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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