What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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