What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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