What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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