What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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