What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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