What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026