What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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