What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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