What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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