What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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