What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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