What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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