What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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