What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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