What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026