What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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