What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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