What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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