What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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