What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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