What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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