What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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