What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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