What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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