What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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