What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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