What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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