What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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