What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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