What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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