What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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