What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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The batter.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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With tomato paste.


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Time is fun when you're having flies


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Polar Bond.


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I've got you covered!


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With flood lighting.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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