What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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