What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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