What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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