What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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