What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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