What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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