What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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