What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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