What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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