What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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