What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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