What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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