What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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