What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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