What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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