What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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