What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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