What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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