What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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