What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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