What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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