What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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