What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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