What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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