What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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