What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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