What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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