What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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