What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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