What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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