What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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