What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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