What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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