What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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