What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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