What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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