What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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