What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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