What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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