What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018