What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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