What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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