What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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