What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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