What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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