What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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