What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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