What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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