What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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