What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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