What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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