What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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