What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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