What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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