What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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