What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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