What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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