What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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