What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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