What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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