What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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