What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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