What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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