What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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