What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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