What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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