What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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