What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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