What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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