What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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