What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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