What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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