What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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