What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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