What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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