What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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