What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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