What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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