What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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