What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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