What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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