What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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