What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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