What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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