What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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