What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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