What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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