What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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