What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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