What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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