What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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