What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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