What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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