What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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