What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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