What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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