What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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