What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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