What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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