What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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