What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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