What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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