What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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