What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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