What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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