What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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