What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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