What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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