What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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