What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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