What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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