What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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