What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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