What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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