What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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