What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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