What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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