What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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