What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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