What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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