What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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