What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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