What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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