What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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