What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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