What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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