What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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