What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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