What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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