What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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