What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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