What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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