What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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