What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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