What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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