What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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