What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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