What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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