What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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