What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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