What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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