What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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