What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025