What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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