What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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