What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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