What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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