What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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