What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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