What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026