What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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