What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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