What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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