What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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