What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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