What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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