What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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