What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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