What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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