What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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