What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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