What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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