What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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