What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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