What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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