What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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