What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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