What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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