What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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