What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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