What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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