What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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