What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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