What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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