What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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