What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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