What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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