What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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