What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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