What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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