What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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