What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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