What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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