What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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