What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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