What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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