What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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