What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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