What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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