What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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