What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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