What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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