What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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