What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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