What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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