What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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