What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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