What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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