What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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