What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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