What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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