What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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