What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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