What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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