What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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