What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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