What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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