What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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