What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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