What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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