What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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