What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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