What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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