What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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