What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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