What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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