What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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