What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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