What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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