What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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