What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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