What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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