What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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