What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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