What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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