What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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