What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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