What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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