What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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