What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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