What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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