What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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