What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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