What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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