What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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