What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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