What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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