What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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