What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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