What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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