What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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