What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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