What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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