What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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