What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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