What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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