What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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