What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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