What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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