What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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