What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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