What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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