What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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