What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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