What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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