What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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