What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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