What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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