What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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