What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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