What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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