What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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