What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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