What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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