What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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