What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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