What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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