What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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