What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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