What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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