What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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