What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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