What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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