What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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