What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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