What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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