What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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