What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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