What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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