What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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