What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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