What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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