What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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