What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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