What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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