What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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