What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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