What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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