What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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