What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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