What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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