What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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