What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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