What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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