What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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