What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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