What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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