What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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