What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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