What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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