What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
Canvas not available.

or


How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026