What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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