What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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