What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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