What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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