What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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