What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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