What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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