What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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