What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or


How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026