What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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