What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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