What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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