What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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