What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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