What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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