What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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