What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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