What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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