What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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