What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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