What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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