What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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