What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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