What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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