What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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