What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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