What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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