What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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