What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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