What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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