What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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