What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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