What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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