What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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