What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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