What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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