What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026