What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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