What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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