What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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