What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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