What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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