What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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