What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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