What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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