What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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