What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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