What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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