What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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