What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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