What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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