What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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