What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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