What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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