What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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