What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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