What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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