What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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