What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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