What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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