What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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