What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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