What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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