What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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