What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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