What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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