What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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