What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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