Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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At the Whale-weigh station.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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