What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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