What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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