What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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