What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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