What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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