What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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