What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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