What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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