What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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