What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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