What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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