What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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