What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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