What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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