What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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