What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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