What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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