What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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