What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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