What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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