What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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