What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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