What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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