What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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