What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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