What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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