What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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