What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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