What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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