What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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