What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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