What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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