What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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