What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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