What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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