What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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