What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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