What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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