What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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