What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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