What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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