What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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