What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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