When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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They cell it.
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Because 7 ate 9.
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