What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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