What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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