What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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