What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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