What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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