What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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