What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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