What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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