What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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