What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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