What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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