What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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