What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
Canvas not available.

or



Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026