What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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