What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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