What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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