What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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