What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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