What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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