What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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