What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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