What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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