What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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