What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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