What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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