What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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