What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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