What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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