What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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