What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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