What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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