What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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