What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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