What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026