What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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