What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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