What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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