What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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