What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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