What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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