What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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