What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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