What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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