What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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