What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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