What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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