What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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