What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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