What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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