What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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