What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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