What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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