What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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