What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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