What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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