What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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