What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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