What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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