What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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