What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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