What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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