What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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