What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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