What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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