What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A seal walks into a club...
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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