What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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