What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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