What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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