What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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