What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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