What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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