What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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