What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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