What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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