What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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