What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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