What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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