What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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