What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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