What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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