What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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