What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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