What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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