What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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