What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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