What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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