What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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