What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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