What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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