What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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