What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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