What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025