What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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