What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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