What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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