What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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