What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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