What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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