What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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