What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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