What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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