What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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