What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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