What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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