What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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