What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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