What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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