What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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