What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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