What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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