What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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