What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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