What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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