What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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