What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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