What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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