What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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