What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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