What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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