What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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