What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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