What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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