What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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