What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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