What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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