What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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