What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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