What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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