What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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