What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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