What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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