What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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