What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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