What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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