What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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