What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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