What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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