What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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