What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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