What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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