What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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