What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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