What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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