What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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