What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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