What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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