What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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