What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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