What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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