What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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