What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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