What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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