What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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