What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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