What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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