What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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