What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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