What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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