What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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