What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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