What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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