What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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