What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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