What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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