What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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