What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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