What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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