What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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