What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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