What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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