What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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