What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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