What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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