What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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