What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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