What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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