What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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