What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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