What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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