What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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