What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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