What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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