What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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