What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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