What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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