What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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