What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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