What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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