What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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