What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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