What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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