What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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