What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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