What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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