What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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