What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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