What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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