What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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