What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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