What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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