What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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