What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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