What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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