What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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