What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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