What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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