What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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