What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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