What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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