What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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