What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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