What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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