What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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