What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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