What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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