What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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