What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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