What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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