What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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