What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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