What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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