What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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