What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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