What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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