What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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