What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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