What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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