What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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