What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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