What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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