What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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