What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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