What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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