What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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