What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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