What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024