What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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