What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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