What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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