What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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