What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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