What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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