What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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