What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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