What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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