What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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