What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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