What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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