What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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