What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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