What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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