What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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