What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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