What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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