What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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