What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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