What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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