What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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