What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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