What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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