What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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