What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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