What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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