What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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