What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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