What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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