What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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