What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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