What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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