What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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