What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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