What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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