What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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