What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026