What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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