What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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