What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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