What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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