What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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