What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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