What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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