What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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