What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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