What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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