What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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