What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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