What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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