What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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