What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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