What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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