What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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