What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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