What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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