What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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