What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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