Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Two babies screaming!
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