What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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