What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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