What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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