What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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