What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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