What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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