What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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