What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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