What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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