What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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