What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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