What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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