What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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