What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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