What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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