What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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