What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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