What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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