What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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