What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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