What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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