What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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