What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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