What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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