What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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