What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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