What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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