What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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