What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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