What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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