What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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