What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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