What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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