What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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