What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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