What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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