What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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