What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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