What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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