What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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