What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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