What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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