What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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