What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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