What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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