What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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