What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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