What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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