What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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