What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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