What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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