What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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