What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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