What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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