What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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