What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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