What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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