What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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