What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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