What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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