Seven months old.
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Pointless
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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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