What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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