What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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