What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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