What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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