What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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