What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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