What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.


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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Their lips are moving.


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I'm still working on it.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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It was two tired.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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