What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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