What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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