What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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