What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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