What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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