What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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