What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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