What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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