What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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