What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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