What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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