What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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