What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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