What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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