What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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