What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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