What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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