What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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