What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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