What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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