What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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