What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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