What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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