What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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