What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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