What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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