What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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