What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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