What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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