What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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