What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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