What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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