What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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