What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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