What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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