What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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