What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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