What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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