What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026