What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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