What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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