What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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