What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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