What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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