What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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