What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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