What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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