What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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