What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024