What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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