What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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