What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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