What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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