What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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