What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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