What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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