What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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