What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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