What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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