What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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