What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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