What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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