What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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