What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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