What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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