What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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