What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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