What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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