What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.


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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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To get to the udder side.


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Get out of my sun!


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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I am feeling pale today.


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The mooseum.


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