What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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