What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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