What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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