What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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