What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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