What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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