What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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