What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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