What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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