What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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