What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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