What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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