What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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