What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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