What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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