What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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