What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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