What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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