What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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