What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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