What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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