What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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