What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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