What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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