What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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