What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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