What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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