What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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