What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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