What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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