What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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