What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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