What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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