What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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