What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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