What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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