What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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