What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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