What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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