What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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