What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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