What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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