What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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