What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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