What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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