What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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