What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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