What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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