What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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