What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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