What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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