What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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