What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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