What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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