What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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