What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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