What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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