What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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