What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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