What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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