What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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