What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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