What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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