What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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