What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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