What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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