What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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