What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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