What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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