What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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