What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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