What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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