What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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