What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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