What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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