What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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