What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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