What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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