What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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