What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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