What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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