What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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