What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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