What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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