What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
Canvas not available.

or


What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Canvas not available.

or


So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026