What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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