What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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