What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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