What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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