What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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