What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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