What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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