What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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