What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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