What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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