What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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