What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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