What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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