What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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