What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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