What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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