What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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