What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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