What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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