What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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