What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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