What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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