What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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