What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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