What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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