What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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