What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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