What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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