What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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