What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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