What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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