What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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