What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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