What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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