What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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