What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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