What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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