What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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