What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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