What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
Canvas not available.

or


Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025