What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
Canvas not available.

or


What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026