What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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