What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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