What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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