What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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