What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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