What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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