What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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