What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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