What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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