What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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