What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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