What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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