What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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