What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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