What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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