What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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