What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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