What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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