What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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