What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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