What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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