What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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