What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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