What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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