What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

Those who read binary and those who don't.


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or

A piano.


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or

Toy-otas.


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or

He had no patients.


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or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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or

He just couldn't put it down.


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or