What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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