What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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