What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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