What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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