What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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