What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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