What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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