What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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