What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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