What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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