What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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