What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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