What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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