What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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