What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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