What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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