What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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