What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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