What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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