What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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