What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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