What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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