What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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