What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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