What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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