What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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