What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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