What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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