What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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