What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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