What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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