What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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