What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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