What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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