What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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