What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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