What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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