What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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