What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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