What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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