What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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