What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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