What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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