What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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