What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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