What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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