What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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