What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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