What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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