What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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