What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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