What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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