What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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