What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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