What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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