What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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