What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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