What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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