What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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