What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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