What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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