What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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