What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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