What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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