What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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