What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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