What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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