What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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