What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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