What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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