What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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