What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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