What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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