What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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