What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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