What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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