What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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