What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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