What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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