What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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