What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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