What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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