What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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