What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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