What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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