What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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