What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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