What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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