What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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