What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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