What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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