What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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