What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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