What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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