What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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