What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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