What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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