What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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