What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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