What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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