What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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