What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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