What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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