What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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