What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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