What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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