What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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