What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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