What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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