What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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