What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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