What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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