What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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