What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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