What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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