What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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