What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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