What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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