What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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