What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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