What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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