What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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