What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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