What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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