What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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