What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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