What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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