What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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