What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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