What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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