What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.


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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!


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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish


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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI


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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.


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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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or

What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.


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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.


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