What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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