What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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