What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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