What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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