What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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