What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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