What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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