What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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