What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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