What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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