What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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