What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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