What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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