What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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