What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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