What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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