What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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