What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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