What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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