What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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