What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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