What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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