What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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