What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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