What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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