What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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