What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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