What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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