What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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