What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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