What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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