What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026