What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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