What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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