What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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