What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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