What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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