What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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