What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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