What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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