What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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