What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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