What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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