What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026