What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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