What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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