What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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