What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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