What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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