What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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