What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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