What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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