What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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