What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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