What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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