What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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