What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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