What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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