What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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