What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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