What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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