What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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