What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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