What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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