What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
Canvas not available.

or


What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026