What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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