What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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