What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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