What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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