What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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