What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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