What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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