What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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