What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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