What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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