What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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