What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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