What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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