What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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