What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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