What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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