What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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