What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025