What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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