What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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