What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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