What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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