What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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