What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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