What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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