What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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