What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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