What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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