What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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