What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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