What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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