What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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