What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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