What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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