What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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