What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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