What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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