What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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