What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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