What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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