What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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