What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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