What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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