What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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