What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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