What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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