What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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