What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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