What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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