What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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