What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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