What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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