What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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