What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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