What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026