What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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