What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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