What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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