What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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