What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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