What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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