What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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