What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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