What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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