What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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