What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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