What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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