What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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