What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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