What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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