What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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