What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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