What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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