What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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