What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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