What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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