What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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