What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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