What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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