What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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