What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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