What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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