What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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