What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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