What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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