What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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