What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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