What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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