What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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