What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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