What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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