What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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