What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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