What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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