What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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