What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]


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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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A buff-a-loan


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but it was a little Chewie.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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He presses the paws button.


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Deviled eggs.


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