What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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