What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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