What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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