What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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