What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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