What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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