What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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