What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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