What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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