What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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