What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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