What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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