What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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