What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or