What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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