What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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