What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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