What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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