What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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