What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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