What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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