What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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