What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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