What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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