What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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