What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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