What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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