What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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