What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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