What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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