What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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