What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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