What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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