What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!


GOOD		CRAP

or

People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A fright train!


GOOD		CRAP

or