What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]


GOOD		CRAP

or

Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have a hole in one!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cut the rope.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It held up a pair of pants.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or