What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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