What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have a hole in one!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

She kept running away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Greece!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get his quarterback.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or