What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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