What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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