What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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