What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026