What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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