What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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