What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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