What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


GOOD		CRAP

or

My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, but they're really only one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was in a jam!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's between ac.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Laboratory Retrievers


GOOD		CRAP

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