What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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