What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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