What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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