What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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