What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

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A buff-a-loan


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A ferrous wheel.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

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What a turtle disaster


GOOD		CRAP

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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

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Depends on what you want to change it into.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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