What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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