What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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