What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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