What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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