What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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