What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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