What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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