What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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