What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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