What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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