What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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