What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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