What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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