What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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