What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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