What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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