What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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