What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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