What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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