What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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