What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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