What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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