What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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