What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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