What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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