What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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