What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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