What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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