What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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