What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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