What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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