What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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