What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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