What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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