What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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I dot my i's on you!


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A hippopota-mess


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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