What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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