What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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