What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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