What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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