What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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