What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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