What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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