What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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