What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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