What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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