What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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