What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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