What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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