What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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