What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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