What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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