What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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