What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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A seal walks into a club...



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