What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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