What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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