What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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