What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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