What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026