What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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