What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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