What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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