What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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