What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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