What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
Canvas not available.

or


A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026