What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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