What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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Take away the g


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Steal its chair.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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It wanted to be a watermelon.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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The mooseum.


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