What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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