What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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