What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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