What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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