What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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