What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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