What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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