What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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