What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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