What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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