What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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