What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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