What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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