What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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