What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026