What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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