What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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