What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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