What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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