What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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