What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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