What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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