What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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