What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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