What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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