What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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