What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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