What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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