What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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