What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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