What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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