What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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