What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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