What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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