What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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