What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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