What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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