What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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