What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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