What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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