What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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