What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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