What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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