What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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