What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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