What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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