What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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