What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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