What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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