What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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