What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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