What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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