What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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