What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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