What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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