What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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