What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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