What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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