What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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