What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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