What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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