What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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