What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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