What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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