What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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