What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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