What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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