What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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