What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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