What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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