What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
Canvas not available.

or


What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025