What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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