What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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