What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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