What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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