What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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