What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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