What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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