What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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