What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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