What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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