What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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