What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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