What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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