What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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