What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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