What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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