What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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