What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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