What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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