What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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