What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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