What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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