What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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