What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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