What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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