What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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