What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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