What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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