What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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