What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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