What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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