What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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