What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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