What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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