What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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