What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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