What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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