What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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