What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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