What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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