What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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