What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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