What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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