What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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