What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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