What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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