What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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