What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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