What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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