What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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