What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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