What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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