What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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