What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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