What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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