What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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