What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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