What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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