What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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