What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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