What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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