What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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