What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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