What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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