What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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