What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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