What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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