What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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