What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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