What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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