What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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