What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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