What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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