What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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