What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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