What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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