What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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