What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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