What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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