What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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