What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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