What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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