What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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