What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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