What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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