What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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