What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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