What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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