What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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