What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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