What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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