What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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