What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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