What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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