What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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