What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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