What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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