What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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