What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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