What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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