What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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