What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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