What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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