What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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