What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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