What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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