What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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