What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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