What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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