What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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