What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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