What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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