What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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