What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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