What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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