What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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