What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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