What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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