What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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