What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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