What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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