What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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