What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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