What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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