What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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