What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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