What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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