What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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