What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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