What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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