What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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