What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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