What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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