What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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