What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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