What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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