What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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