What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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