What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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