What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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