What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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