What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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