What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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