What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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