What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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