What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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