What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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