What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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