What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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