What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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