What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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