What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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