What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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