What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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