What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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