What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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