What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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