What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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