What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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