What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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