What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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