What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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