What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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