What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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