What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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