What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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