What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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