What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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