What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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