What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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