What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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