What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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