What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026