What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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