What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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