What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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