What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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