What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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