What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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