What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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