What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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