What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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