What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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