What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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