What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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