What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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