What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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