What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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