What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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