What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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