What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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