What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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