What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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