What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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