What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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