What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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