What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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