What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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