What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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