What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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