What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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