What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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