What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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