What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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