What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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