What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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