What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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