What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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