What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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