What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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