What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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