What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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