What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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