What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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