What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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