What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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