What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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