What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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