What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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