What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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