What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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