What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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