What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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