What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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