What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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