What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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