What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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