What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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