What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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