What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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