What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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