What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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