What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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