What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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