What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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