What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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