What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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