What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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