What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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