What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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