What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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