What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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