What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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