What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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