What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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