What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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