What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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