What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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