What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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