What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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