What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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