What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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