What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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