What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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