What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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