What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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