What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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