What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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