What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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