What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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