What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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