What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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