What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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