What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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