What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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