What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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