What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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