What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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