What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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