What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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