What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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