What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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