What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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