What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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