What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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