What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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