What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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