What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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