What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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