What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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