What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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