What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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