What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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