What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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