What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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