What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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