What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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