What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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