What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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