What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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