What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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