What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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