What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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