What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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