What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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