What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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