What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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