What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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