What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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