What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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