What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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