What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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