What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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