What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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