What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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