What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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