What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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