What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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