What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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