What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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