What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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