What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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