What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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