What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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